au where everything is black and white until you meet your soulmate
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ADDITIONALLY: when your soulmate dies, the world goes back to black and white
THAT’S HORRIBLE i love it
No but can you imagine having a normal day at work or running errands but then everything suddenly goes black and white.
LEAVE MY LIFE
My whole family assumes I’m straight and it’s like if I say anything like “wow that girl is so pretty” they’re like “you’re pretty too don’t compare yourself’ like no mom the only thing I’m comparing is the width between her legs and how well I could fit.
Literally best thing I’ve ever heard.
I totally understand this “I wear makeup/shave my legs/dress in figure flattering clothing because it makes me feel good and confident and sexy and it’s not to impress you silly boy”, but like…… It’s ok to want to look good for someone other than yourself. It’s ok to wear red because he likes that color on you. It’s totally ok to wear the dress that shows off what your mama gave you because you know he can’t resist your curves. Like it’s OK to want to be sexy for someone other than yourself. There are days when I’m like “I’m not trying to look good for you, I’m trying to look good for me.” butttttt man I’d be lying if I said there weren’t days that I didn’t think “damn, he’s going to be blown away by how bangin’ my ass looks in these jeans”
I’m just saying.
Bless.
Horror movie idea: a succubus who picks up guys at bookstores by playing manic pixie dream girl. They go on a date and everything’s perfect. The entire movie is an indie rom com until they sleep together for the first time and she rips out his heart and eats it. The movie ends with her “accidentally bumping into” another guy at a bookstore. The cycle begins again
how are all these math classes going to help me become a new york it girl with a huge wardrobe and a boyfriend in an indie rock band that writes songs about me
somebody: if you REALLY cared about things you’d remember them
me, a person with memory problems who consistently forgets information pertaining to things and people i love deeply: okay
